vitchellhausen:

SEE YOU IN THE FUCKING BELL TOWER

vitchellhausen:

SEE YOU IN THE FUCKING BELL TOWER

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Unless you come into my belfries.
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Unless you come into my belfries.

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(Source: talltaletyrant)

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cephesus:

imperialfister:

Courtesy of GMMStudios

I’m glad someone else uses Ushabti in their Thousand Sons.

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ryu-nui:

freexcitizen:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

More on the Code of Chivalry. - Mod Dawes Sr.

Knights where brutal hired muscle for kings and lords generally


They literally started the crusades because there were so many knights but because the vikings were gone there was nothing for them to kill and they didn’t want them to just start murdering randomly.

ryu-nui:

freexcitizen:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

More on the Code of Chivalry

- Mod Dawes Sr.

Knights where brutal hired muscle for kings and lords generally

They literally started the crusades because there were so many knights but because the vikings were gone there was nothing for them to kill and they didn’t want them to just start murdering randomly.

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

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pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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youngjusticer:

Absolutely MARVELOUS.

Spawns of Venom, by dopepope.

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mccoymedical:

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

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the-pyxis-child:

"We guard the stars." - Admiral Jaan

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roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

http://oglaf.com/gifted2/

the sequel

http://oglaf.com/vorpalblade/

The continuation (sort of)

http://oglaf.com/habeas-corpus/

The return of the King of blowjobs!

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